It feels like there's a har in my mouth. So I get some scissors to cut a hair that's sticking straight out of my tongue. I look in the mirror and open up my mouth. There's a whole bunch of sod growing in my mouth!
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6/26/25
I leave my car in the middle of a parking lot. When I come back it's covered with a aton of snow and I have to scrape it off. Some of th...
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