The Darndest Dream
A blog to share my dreams. No, not my aspirations, but my actual dreams. I find our subconscious world absolutely fascinating--maybe someone can give me a bit of insight into just what these crazy dreams mean. Have at it world!
Friday, June 12, 2026
6/11/26
I go ice fishing with my brother Paul. I ask him if we use fishing poles and he say no. We just chop a hole in the ice and put our lines in there. He dives into the water and comes up with a red and black fish. I think he's crazy!
6/11/26
I'm talking to my B-I-L Bill about color coordinating his Christmas tree. I tell him it would be cool to have the top part of the tree covered with red lights and bulbs. Then each section going down a different color.
There was a female tutor from back in my high school days. Somehow, if we had gotten together back in the day, we might have gotten married. She was going to be in town for a class reunion and I was looking forward to seeing her again.
Tuesday, June 9, 2026
6/9/26
Monday, June 1, 2026
6/1/26
We were going to have a picnic with our youngest daughter at Elmwood Cemetery. When we get there, there were a bunch of kids, climbing the various monuments and taking pix. Apparently it was some kind of class trip.
Tuesday, May 5, 2026
5/5/26
I'm at a baseball game and our seats are terrible. In fact, we're outside the stadium and we can only see the pitchers warming up on the sidelines. I go to the ticket office and tell them I'm thinking of suing the team because of this. Our tickets are $25 and we were going to get season tickets for $2,500. The guy offers me a cheap pocket calculator to pay us back.
I get a job and I'm assigned to a back room. I'm not sure what my actual job is so I just wander around chatting with the other workers. They give me a paper bag that's sealed up. On my way home I open it up. I've had it for a couple days at this point. Inside is a packet of "Ramburgers" fries and a red pop. There's also two burgers from Burger King and fries and a pop. I figure the food is way too old to eat so I give it to a couple of Black Labs that are roaming around my house.
Friday, February 13, 2026
2/13/26
I was working on an advertising campaign with a partner. It was to promote a car company. Our boss was President Obama and he kept encouraging us to be even more creative and inspiring. I came up with a slogan that was something like, "Freedom to go where you want and explore the possibilities." He said it was a good start and we should have a couple beers and open up our minds.
Sunday, December 28, 2025
12/28/25
I go to Ann Arbor and park a few blocks from the Red Rooster party store. I attend some kind of meeting and then can't find my way back to the car. I go into a restaurant and ask a waiter for directions. He says it's seven blocks away but he has trouble telling me what direction to go. Then it starts to sprinkle.
I'm in a jazz club. The band is playing and the leader plays sax and guitar. I made some picks for him out of a pumpkin. Here's a bunch of the pumpkin left and I slice it up. We decide it's too stringy to use for guitar pick or to eat.
I'm in the lobby of a hotel. I had just started taking flamenco dancing lessons. I show off to Zubes the steps I've learned.
6/11/26
I go ice fishing with my brother Paul. I ask him if we use fishing poles and he say no. We just chop a hole in the ice and put our lines in...
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Joe and I are on vacation in England for a week. I spend my day on a bus where they play the music of Oregon. On the last day of our trip, J...
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A roomful of people are killed because they were wearing headphones. I'm alive and have to fake being dead and then try to escape. I...
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One of the weirdest dreams ever. I was at the opera hanging out in the Donor Lounge. Nancy Moore came up to me and told me she was fired. I...





