Wednesday, September 18, 2019

9/18/19


I was agg a party and poured myself a beer into a blue plastic tumbler. A friend, Marna came up to me and saw, You know, there's NA beer here. And it tastes really good." The I told a joke that went like this: So there was this singer. Before his performance he told his assistant that he had a big, ice cold glass of Faygo Black Cherry pop waiting for him for after his performance. He told his assistant to bring it out on stage after the applause died down. His assistant said, "Do you want that before or after they shout 'Encore?'" I guess it was supposed to be funny.

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