I've swallowed some string so I start pulling it out of my mouth. I keep pulling it out until there's a huge wad of it. I finally give up and cut it with some scissors and just swallow it.
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I'm at a baseball game and our seats are terrible. In fact, we're outside the stadium and we can only see the pitchers warming up ...
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Joe and I are on vacation in England for a week. I spend my day on a bus where they play the music of Oregon. On the last day of our trip, J... -
A roomful of people are killed because they were wearing headphones. I'm alive and have to fake being dead and then try to escape. I... -
One of the weirdest dreams ever. I was at the opera hanging out in the Donor Lounge. Nancy Moore came up to me and told me she was fired. I...
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