I'm at a baseball game and our seats are terrible. In fact, we're outside the stadium and we can only see the pitchers warming up on the sidelines. I go to the ticket office and tell them I'm thinking of suing the team because of this. Our tickets are $25 and we were going to get season tickets for $2,500. The guy offers me a cheap pocket calculator to pay us back.
I get a job and I'm assigned to a back room. I'm not sure what my actual job is so I just wander around chatting with the other workers. They give me a paper bag that's sealed up. On my way home I open it up. I've had it for a couple days at this point. Inside is a packet of "Ramburgers" fries and a red pop. There's also two burgers from Burger King and fries and a pop. I figure the food is way too old to eat so I give it to a couple of Black Labs that are roaming around my house.
