Thursday, May 23, 2024

5/21/24

I'm at a McDonalds and order a vegetarian plate. It's three big pieces of seitan and one is pretty burnt and it looks like cooked baloney. The cook comes out and apologizes.  

at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

6/9/26

I went into a comedy club with a friend who was also the owner. She encourages me to do a standup bit. I told her I didn't have any mate...

  • 8/4/25
    Joe and I are on vacation in England for a week. I spend my day on a bus where they play the music of Oregon. On the last day of our trip, J...
  • 8/16/25
    A roomful of people are killed because they were wearing headphones. I'm alive and have to fake being dead and then try to escape.  I...
  • 4/30/25
     One of the weirdest dreams ever. I was at the opera hanging out in the Donor Lounge. Nancy Moore came up to me and told me she was fired. I...