5/30/24

 

I'm in Kent Drugs. It used to be like Yorkshire Market with a deli counter. Slowly, Max's kids start getting rid of everything inside the store until there's nothing in the deli section. It's totally ruined. 

I meet a female rock star who gets a kick out of the way we use our hands as a map of the state. She starts saying, "Nice to meet ya here," and pointing to the Traverse City area where her band is playing. The I get a notion that I can start a new fad where when you meet someone you say, "Nice to meet you here," and then point to where Detroit would be on the hand. and then shake the person's hand. I start doing it hoping it'll catch on. 

5/27/24

I have Hannah shoot some film of me in warrior poses. I'm using a rake as a weapon and then some other gardening tools. I use some 620 film from Nick. He doesn't have a canister for it so I look for something lightproof I can put it in.  

5/25/24

We're downtown waiting in line outside a venue for tickets. I go inside and find out it's $330 for two tickets. I can't find Joe, and when I do we leave without buying any tickets. 

I'm prepping for a cat video.  

5/23/24

I'm cross country skiing Milwaukee. I start out near an old brewery. They're this brand new style of skis and they're incredibly fast. I can ski at least 25 mph and can ski on snow , grass or the sidewalk. I end up in an industrial and rough apart of town. Someone tells me how to get back to where I started from. It looks like it's across a lake. 

I'm walking around NYC taking a bunch of photos with my camera. I end up in an old two-story green building. It had a name like the "Limehouse" or something.  The inside is really cool with lots of antiques. There are tables set up and some people are eating. I take a ton of photos. 

5/21/24

I'm at a McDonalds and order a vegetarian plate. It's three big pieces of seitan and one is pretty burnt and it looks like cooked baloney. The cook comes out and apologizes.  

5/20/24

I decide to join an improv group. We all live in a house and it's non-stop joking around. We're going out for a sail on Lake St. Clair. There are a bunch of boats and we drag them down to the water. I lose track of the crew I'm supposed to sail with so I go back to the house. We're prepping for a huge meal and I bring in a bunch of sausages from the grill. 

5/19/24

I'm working a train with several cars. We get it running and it's going to be a tourist attraction.

5/18/24

 

I'm in a studio with Ann and we're going to edit some home movies she shot over the years. She's going to narrate it. 

5/16/24

 

I go to Wendy Moy's house and end up sleeping with her. When I wake up I say to myself, "Well, that was a big mistake."

5/10/24

 

I'm surfing on the sand dunes at Sleeping Bear State Park. 

5/9/24

Going out to eat downtown. A guy shows me a secret parking spot. I pull up on the side of the restaurant and I wave my hand. The lot is in the rear. After dinner the waitress has to let me out. 

5/7/24

 

I was traveling across the country with Marge. I had a major crush on her. We were with Dan Mosier. At every stop we had to put up an ugly wall hanging. Her 60th birthday was coming up and I was surprised that there wasn't that  big of an age gap between us. 

Jeff falls off the wagon and I try to get him to do SMART  recovery. 

5/2/24

I'm with an out of town guest and we go into an auditorium where the Hot Club is playing. I say "hi" to Paul, the guitarist. We sit in our reserved seats. There's sand on the floor and people are covering themselves with it. 

4/30/24

I'm with Rick Spangler and he tells me he just put all his money in one stock. We talk about spreading out the risk. The stock goes down and he say he lost 179. I don't know if he meant $179 or $179,000. 

I'm driving a stick shift around the inside of a dealership trying to get out. In the front part of the showroom, which is huge, they're sanding the wooden floor. Finally I get outside and someone gives me directions. The car is real easy to drive.