Sunday, January 21, 2024

1/13/24

 I invent an atomic weapon that uses gas from lightbulbs. I'm trying to sneak it out of the country.

I'm in a cookie shop getting free samples. I load up a plate, then I get a box and when the owner isn't looking I load a ton of cookies into it. I also sneak two huge shortbread cookies that are shaped like fish. 

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