8/12/21

I'm on the bench at a co-ed basketball game. People keep taking shots from way out and missing. I yell eat them to drive the net and take the short shot. Then I'm in line at a pastry table It's full of cakes that are cut into cubes. Most of them have lavender frosting. I grab a small napkin and pile a bunch of cake on it. 

I have a second dream. I'm only wearing a towel around my waist and notice a bunch of other people are wearing togas. I see Brian Dickenson there. The two of us grab a bunch of desserts from the table before dinner is served. We both comment: Eat dessert first!

I'm meeting Howie after a concert to discuss retirement plans. I cut out and he calls me to discuss this. 

8/11/21

I'm walking down the street wearing just shorts. I'm holding a birthday present in from of me and everything thinks I'm naked. 

8/10/21

I'm in Albania at a movie rental shop. I want to give the my credit card. The price is 1 million Yeti which is like $100. Then I go to a message parlor. It's all men. The kids get a facial and head message. I see them wrap a guys face with a bunch of hot towels. He's also strapped in in leather. I decide not to do it and a guy gives me a hard time. 

8/8/21

I see Wally meeting a friend at a bus stop. I follow them as they go into a bakery. His friend bought him a chocolate birthday cake and he throws it into the trash can as they leave the bakery. 

8/7/21

I'm raking leaves with a leaf pusher at Uncle Lawrence's and I run out of paper garden bags to put them in. I go into a mall to buy some and I talk to a young kid who's working the counter. His face is dirty and he pretends he doesn't speak English and acts like a real asshole. I ask the people at the next fast food place next door and they agree he's a total jerk. 

8/5/21

I'm riding my bike down Jefferson from downtown home. I stop into a police station and someone steals my bike and I get real pissed off. 

8/1/21

Our Lincoln spontaneously combusts. Diana has a Porto Rican aunt who wants to buy us a new GM vehicle. She comes to our house while we're having a party. 

I'm at Kroger's using the u-scan. I'm having trouble looking up green peppers and I'm getting really pissed.