1/5/22

Pounder is teaching a class to a bunch of retarded Russians. They're all fat and bald. I joke with him that he should be called "Professor Pounder". 

I do a stand up comedy bit involving taking over the country of Eritrea. Then I'm chosen to be a speaker at a huge event. I need to write down some notes. The copy machines all have paper loaded into them that's already printed on both sides. The event is in a huge arena and it's a retirement party for Al Hoeg. 

Hannah gives me an afro haircut. I think to myself, now I'll know what it's like to go into a store and be treated like shit by the employees.