1. I'm at the Ohare's cottage hanging out with the old folks. We have a special book. It has cloth pages and you can write something like "Sunshine State" in it, put it in the washer for a few minutes and it'll draw a map of florida. We're trying to figure out the hand gesture that goes with a certain phrase. We're all attempting it by using various combinations of fingers.
2. We're at Trader Joe's. We're trying to get to the registers and there are several people on the left side of the aisle, taking their time. I come up with the phrase, "You can't be serious about food if you're in the left hand lane at Trader Joe's." Everyone gets a big laugh out of this.
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