1. I was at an old-timers game at Tiger Stadium. I looked around and said, thank God it was left untouched so now we could preserve its history and reuse it.
2. I was at a dinner party. In the kitchen I snuck a couple gulps of wine and was in there for a long time. When I returned to the dining room, I was way more drunk than I thought I was.
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