1. I was in a meat market and asked for a two pound piece of meat for a roast. The butcher handed me a package that was on the small size and I told him that it wouldn't be big enough for four people.
2. I was at a party and someone described a movie about a young guitarist but couldn't remember its name. "Sweet and Low Down," I guessed correctly. Then we tried to figure out the lead actor. Eventually most of the people cleared out and I looked around for some wine to drink. Almost all the bottles were pretty empty. I grabbed a large wine goblet and poured a bunch of white wine into it. It turned out to be olive oil, which I poured back. I started to wipe out the glass when I woke up.
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