I leave my car in the middle of a parking lot. When I come back it's covered with a aton of snow and I have to scrape it off. Some of the snow has turned to ice on the windshield.
I go into an office. I have a big book with e and there a section about this cheery advice columnist. She comes into the office and I tell her how much I enjoy her column. I joke that she must be a former nun. I cut out a picture of her face and I'm going to put in I'm my car to cheer me up.
