8/5/22

Emily Schwess. wrote a spoof on The Hobbit using the alias KEY JOI (JOY?). She did it secretly and no one knows she did it. I own a copy and I ask her if she'll autograph my copy of the book. 

I'm in a bar and thinking about ordering a burger. A waitress delivers a big basket with a burger and fries to me. There's another burger on top. I tell her I didn't order it and someone tells me to just eat it!